1. Apparently, war in heaven involves gratuitous upskirt shots?
2. Much as I love John Hurt, as soon as his narration kicked in I legit thought this was an episode of Merlin
3. So, Mickey Rourke, basically, is playing....Mickey Rourke? I mean, that's cool....just so long as we're all on the same page
4. Henry Cavill should probably never wear a shirt. Laws should be passed, in fact, that require him to go shirtless at all times
5. And preferably only accept roles that don't require him to wax. I am not bitter about this at all, filmmakers
6. Luke Evans, I love you, but are you really playing the beard game now that you're hot property, after being so openly gay early in your career?
Son, I am disappoint. The truth is only a Google search away, do you not realise?
7. But whatever. Henry. Cavill. Shirtless. And being all broody, dirty, and sword wieldy, and
incinerating my panties
generally badass. Lets prioritise, people